The Gentleman's Closet

A gentleman knows what he wants. We just make sure he looks damn good getting it.

Welcome to The Gentleman's Closet, where good grooming meets questionable intentions.

Because looking like a gentleman and behaving like one are two very different things, darling.

Whether he's keeping things clean, taking control, or making himself dangerously irresistible to touch, we've got a little something for every kind of gentleman.

Beardly Behaved | Beard Wash

Even bad boys need a little cleaning up.

Wash away everyday dirt and buildup with our beard wash, designed to cleanse facial hair and leave it feeling refreshed.

After all, a gentleman should know how to clean up nicely. What happens afterward? That's his business.

Firm Intentions | Beard Balm

Soft where it matters. Firm where it counts.

For the gentleman who knows exactly how he likes things.

Our conditioning beard balm helps soften facial hair, tame unruly strays, and provide styling hold that keeps his beard looking sharp and dangerously touchable.

Because a little control can be a very attractive quality.

Stroke Me Softly | Beard Oil

Go ahead. Run your fingers through it. We know you want to.

Some things are simply too tempting to keep your hands off.

Our conditioning beard oil helps soften facial hair and care for the skin underneath, without the firmer styling hold of a balm.

Smooth, touchable, and absolutely worth a second look.

Choose Your Obsession

Feeling a little Gray Sweatpants confidence? Perhaps some 1920s charm? Ready to stir up a Midnight Tempest?

Or maybe you'd rather go Stripped Bare.

Find your favorite from our available fragrance selections, including an unscented option.

For Gentlemen Who Like It Rough 

A well-groomed beard is one thing. But a man who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty? Darling, that's a whole different kind of attraction.

Meet Like It Rough?, our fragranced mechanic's soap from Dirty Hands, Dangerous Distractions.

Because grease belongs in the garage, not on the gentleman.

Get Dirty. Clean Up. Repeat. →

The Gentleman's Closet. Good grooming. Bad intentions. Absolutely no apologies.

E & M Beauty Co. — Small Batch. Handcrafted. Slightly Wicked.